SALINE! OCEAN WATER! WHALE SWEAT! YOUR OWN MOTHERS TEARS!!!! I highly recommend salting your drinks unless you have a condition. Salt makes everything nice, including your cocktails. Every little detail matters when making drinks. Everything adds up to make a lovely beverage. This is why we pay attention to ice, salt, our sugar, our glass we choose, everything… Or you just drink beer, I can get behind that.

SUPER JUICE 🍋 Peel lemons, wiegh them using grams. Add equal parts citric acid. Multiply the weight of lemon peels by 16.66 and that is how many grams of water you add. Blend well and strain well. Squeeze the citrus. Boom. Lasts 2 weeks in the fridge! Are you a believer in the Super Juice Experience?

SUPER JUICE Super juice is great, it makes my life easier when entertaining, saves me time, and I think it's more consistent than fresh juice. Yes, I know. How could I say this when I made and make all the citrus jokes. Hey, I can't keep cheat codes to myself. This is a lime juice substitute, use it the same way you would with regular lime juice. Google Super Juice Calculator and the Kevin Koss Cocktail Time website will pop up. Click it and go to the calculator. Makes things even easier for you. Peel a lime or limes, then weigh it. Then add acid, the same weight of the limes. Acid mixture is a 2 to 1 mix, meaning two parts citric, one part Malic. Wiegh the peels, then multiply that number by 0.66 and that's how much citric acid you need. Now for Malic acid you multiply the wieght of the Peels by 0.33. Now for water you multiply the weight of the peels by 16.66. Blend this all together and the. Squeeze the limes you peeled. Strain through a cheese cloth and boom, super duper juice. ³

Out here doing it for the fat kids.Cocktail stuff to come this week. Today, I skate instead. Use it or lose it, that saying applies to skating for me more than ever. The ramp to ledge took me a good 30 minutes to try and wiped me out. I’m 270 pounds now, and in my first skate video, I was 285, so I definitely feel lighter, which is nice. Thanks for watching. It’s pretty cool people watch regular stuff I enjoy doing. Keeps me going. Catch ya later. Go look at the eclipse, no sunglasses 😎 Shirt - Dickies button up, ThirstyWhale patch, scissor cropped by me Pants - real tree camo, double-knee thrifted Shoes- New Balance 440 high Hat - 10 year old volcom hat Board - frankyvillani primitiveskate 🥚 shape Coffee 🫘- anchoredcoffee Electrolytes - piquelife P.s. Old Truck is in the shop getting souped up

SMOKED SALMON PIZZA Pizza and burgers. That's pretty much the only things I can make pretty well. This pizza is one of our favorite ones to make. It's so good and different than your traditional toppings. BREAKFAST PIZZA? sure.