Manhood 101 I cooked my boy Elliot 5 days ago with a light roast welcoming him to the brotherhood. This time I have some more practical tips about social interactions, what to order at restaurants, how to greet other men, acceptable things to talk about and more. Hopefully this helps our new brothers get acclimated quicker, we need a few extra hands mining this coal and we're not getting any younger.

D For Effort A bunch of soggies shut down the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco this morning for 5 hours, sending a really powerful message to almost nobody that the shenanigans need to stop overseas. In addition to completely changing the minds of world leaders and single-handedly creating peace on Earth, they also briefly impeded the seemingly endless flow of cricket protein lattes for a few hours. Daxton, Jaxston, Brextley and Shiloh will have to place their orders tomorrow. #sanfrancisco #goldengatebridge

Financial Solutions for Struggling Young People I feel for the youth every time I see them complaining online about the high cost of living and how difficult it is to get by. Most of us have been there and it's easy to say 'just deal with it,' but I'd like to give some practical solution's for anyone willing to listen. Consider sending this to a young person in your life because messages like this can really come in handy when the frustration of young life seems unfair. Truthfully, it is. But life isn't fair and while we work towards real solutions in the macro, the best we can do is hustle for ourself. Hopefully this helps someone.

San Francisco Becoming Literal Dumpster SF is on the fast-track to garbageville as this new proposal would require grocery stores to give 6 months written notice to go out of business. Hahaha what type of slippery serpent clown car are they operating over there in the halls of power? Soon the entire city will be throating street scraps cooked by sidewalk tent people. #sanfrancisco #sf #sanfran #politics #politricks

Gene Hackman Does Laundry! @nypost get your ish together. How is it news that a person did laundry. We were supposed to have flying cars by now. #nypost #genehackman #comedy #jokes #wut #journalism