I learn nothing. I have gotten my fingers stuck with super glue way too many times. Any advice? Besides “don’t be an idiot”. Follow @therealshannypants and @shannypantsshowpodcast ShannyPantsShow.com #shannypants #theshannypantsshow #influenceryish #superglue #krazyglue

Some of the best shorts ever. #shannypants #Capcut #freepeople

When moms get kidnapped. Please don’t ever take us home without a stop for an uninterrupted meal and maybe a little longer drive so we can scroll social media without feeling guilty. Thx so much. Follow @therealshannypants and @shannypantsshowpodcast ShannyPantsShow.com #shannypants #theshannypantsshow #influenceryish #starbucks #whiteclaw @whiteclaw @starbucks

Though I’ve tried for years this is still a skill that my family is completely clueless about. They are untrainable in this task. Follow @therealshannypants and @shannypantsshowpodcast ShannyPantsShow.com #shannypants #theshannypantsshow #influenceryish #tp #toilet #toiletpaper #toiletpaperroll

Doctor knows best. Follow @therealshannypants and @shannypantsshowpodcast ShannyPantsShow.com #shannypants #theshannypantsshow #influenceryish #whiteclaw @whiteclaw