comedic GOLD. how's he have that golf commentary down? I'm hysterical 🤣☠️ #parentinghumor #commentary #golf #putt #viral #comedictiming #wittykids #dadvibes #foryou

It makes sense tho. Let leave. New YOU. ☠️❤️‍🩹👏 #peptalk #idkwhoneedstohearthis #advice #lifehacks #sleeptalking #marriedhumor #relatable #makethisasound

This helps distract them with something ‘fun’ while also getting oxygen to their brain to help calm them down & ground themselves. One of the best tips I’ve learned as a toddler mom. #parentinghack #mentalhealthmatters #anxiety #panicattacks #toddlers #kidsarethefuture #teachthemyoung #therapy #lifehack #copingskills #deepbreathing #meditation #birthdaycandle #relatable #foryou

Was it something I said? #marriedhumor #middleaged #mistress #embarrassingaf #poorguy #hehatesme #foryou

She’s grounded #thatwasrude #excuseme #youregrounded #gotoyourroom #shes2 #assholekid #parentinghumor #foryou