#stitch with @jonah 35 million views of me popping a ziploc bag in my pants and THAT will be my legacy 😔

#stitch with @Chris Donnelly YOU ARE MAKING MY BRAIN SMOOTHER BY THE SECOND

#stitch with @analbleachkimlipbiaswhor i was going to try to pander to the few french people that follow me and say its not their fault but i realized theyll be angry and annoyed no matter what (theyre french) so no filter was necessary

who wanna be picked up #HPRadicalReuse #WelcomeBack #ChiliDogYumPlz

you guys love these so here’s another 😌 #patrick #patrickstar #sponge #spongebob #DADMOVES