The last time I'm in the car with this boy. 🤦🏾‍♂️ 12.30-1.1 Hoover, AL 2023 Tour Dates and tickets in Bio #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

Don't get me started on Father's Day 🙄 Obviously I'm not the only one who thinks it's the worst holiday in the world. #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #fathersday2022 #fathersdaygifts #fathersdayweekend #fathersdayideas #fathersday

Can't make no good decisions after 10 shots of Hennessy. 🥃 11.18 Richmond, VA 11.19 Cleveland, OH Tickets and more tour dates in my bio! #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

I LOVE my fans.  Thank yall Tour Dates: March 29: Lexington March 30 Raleigh   (SOLD OUT) April 5: Atlanta  (SOLD OUT) April 6: Savannah April 12: Boston April; 19: Nashville April 20: Orlando April 26: Augusta April 27: Chattanooga May 3: Portland May 4: Sacramento May 10: Louisville May 11: Huntsville May 17: St louis May 18: Cincinnati June 1: Bloomington IN June 7: Jacksonville June 8: Tampa June 14: Greensboro June 15: Columbia SC June 28: Oakland June 29: San Diego Tickets: Link in bio #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestory #ontournow #comedytour #funny #funnyvideos #funnyshit #trending #viral #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy

Moral of the story, buy your car in cash. The Domino Effect 2: Loss premieres this Sunday. Link in Bio #alisiddiq #carbuying #paidinfull #daddyissues

I'm not trying to be on that type of news... SEPTEMBER 29-30 SAN FRANCISCO, CA OCTOBER 6-7 KANSAS CITY, MO OCTOBER 13-15 DORAL, FL OCTOBER 20-21 WASHINGTON, DC #revenge #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

Give this a try on your Valentine's date this week.  Let me know how it goes.   Upcoming Tour Dates: February 16: Shreveport, LA February 17: Beaumont TX February 23: Toronto February 24: Syracuse March 1: Milwaukee March 2: Minneapolis March 8: Birmingham March 9: Macon, GA March 15: Indianapolis March 16: Akron OH March 22 New York City March 23 Albany Tickets: Link in bio #relationships #love #valentinesday #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestory #ontournow #comedytour #funny #funnyvideos #funnyshit #trending #viral #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy

who got a similar story with their kids?    Unrelated to this clip, The Domino Effect 3 replay is available for purchase until Sunday.  Buying a ticket before Sunday still gets you two weeks of replay.  AliSiddiq.com After Sunday, we're moving on to DE4.   Upcoming Tour Dates: March 22 New York City (low ticket warning) March 29: Lexington March 30 Raleigh (sold out) April 5: Atlanta (sold out) April 6: Savannah April 12: Boston April 13: Rochester April; 19: Nashville April 20: Orlando April 26: Augusta April 27: Chattanooga Tickets: Link in bio #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestory #ontournow #comedytour #funny #funnyvideos #funnyshit #trending #viral #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy

Comment section, how did you find out about ME?   What do you know me from?    Upcoming Tour Dates: March 1: Milwaukee March 2: Minneapolis March 8: Birmingham March 9: Macon, GA March 15: Indianapolis March 16: Akron OH March 22 New York City March 23 Albany March 29 Lexington March 30 Raleigh April 5: Atlanta April 6: Savannah April 12: Boston April 13: Rochester Dates through June at alisiddiq.com/see-ali #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestory #ontournow #comedytour #funny #funnyvideos #funnyshit #trending #viral #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy

I parent how I was raised, FEAR and TERROR! FULL SPECIAL NOW STREAMING ON YOUTUBE – Link in bio Upcoming Tour Dates: January 12th - Tulsa OK January 13th - Little Rock AR Janaury 18th - Los Angeles CA January 20th - San Jose CA January 26th - Chicago January 27th - Detroit January 28th - Grand Rapids alisiddiq.com/see-ali #revenge #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour #trending #viral #tiktok #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy

I hate being asked this ? in interviews.      Domino Effect 4 premieres this Thursday on @momenthouse.  alisiddiq.com for tickets. Tour Dates: April; 19: Nashville April 20: Orlando April 26: Augusta April 27: Chattanooga May 3: Portland May 4: Sacramento May 10: Louisville May 11: Huntsville May 17: St louis May 18: Cincinnati June 1: Bloomington IN Tickets: Link in bio #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestory #ontournow #comedytour #funny #funnyvideos #funnyshit #trending #viral #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy

I don't like babies... SEPTEMBER 15-16 COLUMBUS, OH SEPTEMBER 21-24 HOUSTON, TX SEPTEMBER 29-30 SAN FRANCISCO, CA OCTOBER 6-7 KANSAS CITY, MO #babies #bodylanguage #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

#AliSiddiq says he will NEVER forget his inmate number 😞 #alisiddiqcomedy #comedian #comedy #prison #standup #bbn #bigboytv #bigboysneighborhood #bigboy #real923la #iheartradio #fypシ #fyp #fypage #xyz

My daughter is somethin else... who got kids like this? FULL SPECIAL NOW STREAMING ON YOUTUBE – Link in bio Upcoming Tour Dates: Janaury 18th - Los Angeles CA January 20th - San Jose CA January 26th - Chicago January 27th - Detroit January 28th - Grand Rapids Feb 2-4: Baltimore February 16: Shreveport, LA February 17: Beaumont TX February 23: Toronto February 24: Syracuse alisiddiq.com/see-ali #revenge #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour #trending #viral #tiktok #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy

What have your friends done recently to make you realize they gettin OLD?    Upcoming Tour Dates: March 15: Indianapolis March 16: Akron OH March 22 New York City March 29 Lexington March 30 Raleigh Tickets: Link in bio #old #aged #oldpeople #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

My first sale went like this... MAY 26-28 LA JOLLA, CA JUNE 1-3 EAST PROVIDENCE, RI JUNE 4 LEBANON, NH JUNE 16-18 BUFFALO, NY JULY 7-9 OKLAHOMA CITY, OK #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

Happens whenever I'm clocking out Tour Dates: April 12: Boston April; 19: Nashville April 20: Orlando April 26: Augusta April 27: Chattanooga May 3: Portland May 4: Sacramento May 10: Louisville May 11: Huntsville May 17: St Louis May 18: Cincinnati June 1: Bloomington IN June 7: Jacksonville June 8: Tampa June 14: Greensboro June 15: Columbia SC June 28: Oakland June 29: San Diego Tickets: Link in bio #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestory #ontournow #comedytour #funny #funnyvideos #funnyshit #trending #viral #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy

Who else embarrasses their kids as punishment?   what you do?   I still got that Isaiah Thomas outfit on deck Upcoming Tour Dates: March 1: Milwaukee March 2: Minneapolis March 8: Birmingham March 9: Macon, GA March 15: Indianapolis March 16: Akron OH March 22: New York City March 23: Albany March 29: Lexington March 30: Raleigh Tickets: Link in bio #parenting #punishment #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

I would love some trail mix🥨🤣#comedy #alisiddiq #alisiddiqcomedy #fyp #fypシ #4upageonly #4youpagepls #standup #standupcomedy #standupcomedian ##funny##funnyshit##funnyvideos##comedytiktok##joke##jokes##trailmix

Nobody plans to go to jail. 🤷🏾‍♂️ MAY 19-20 RICHMOND, VA MAY 26-28 LA JOLLA, CA JUNE 1-3 EAST PROVIDENCE, RI JUNE 4 LEBANON, NH JUNE 16-18 BUFFALO, NY Tickets and more tour dates in my bio! #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

Is some personal space too much to ask for? 🧍🏾‍♂️ MAY 4-6 DENVER, CO MAY 12-13 ORLANDO, FL MAY 19-20 RICHMOND, VA MAY 26-28 LA JOLLA, CA JUNE 1-3 EAST PROVIDENCE, RI #alisiddiq #alisiddiqcomedy #jail #standupcomedy

You gotta do what you gotta do... FULL SPECIAL NOW STREAMING ON YOUTUBE – Link in bio JUNE 16-18 BUFFALO, NY JULY 7-9 OKLAHOMA CITY, OK JULY 14-16 ONTARIO, CANADA JULY 21-22 CLEVELAND, OH AUGUST 4-5 MANCHESTER, CT #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

Im just trying to be proactive... SEPTEMBER 21-24 HOUSTON, TX SEPTEMBER 29-30 SAN FRANCISCO, CA OCTOBER 6-7 KANSAS CITY, MO OCTOBER 13-15 DORAL, FL #stealing #confrontation #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

Rule #1: Don't show up unannounced. FULL SPECIAL NOW STREAMING ON YOUTUBE – Link in bio JULY 7-9 OKLAHOMA CITY, OK JULY 14-16 ONTARIO, CALIFORNIA JULY 21-22 CLEVELAND, OH AUGUST 4-5 MANCHESTER, CT AUGUST 11-13 CHARLOTTE, NC #father #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

They love greeting me over here… UPCOMING TOUR DATES: SEPTEMBER 7-9 PHILADELPHIA, PA SEPTEMBER 15-16 COLUMBUS, OH SEPTEMBER 21-24 HOUSTON, TX SEPTEMBER 29-30 SAN FRANCISCO, CA #gatedcommunity #projects #standupcomedy #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

I will never understand... Upcoming Tour Dates: February 16: Shreveport, LA February 17: Beaumont TX February 23: Toronto February 24: Syracuse March 1: Milwaukee March 2: Minneapolis March 8: Birmingham March 9: Macon, GA March 15: Indianapolis March 16: Akron OH Dates through June at alisiddiq.com/see-ali #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestory #ontournow #comedytour #funny #funnyvideos #funnyshit #trending #viral #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy

Ali Siddiq talk’s about the dandelion being in bloom🤣#comedy #alisiddiq #alisiddiqcomedy #standupcomedy #standup #standupcomedian #fyp #fypシ #4youpagepls #4upageonly #funny #funnyshit #funnyvideos #comedytiktok #comedyclip #joke #jokes #allstarcomedyjam #comedystandup

Domino Effect 3 is available on demand @momenthouse till March 24. Link in bio. This clip is unrelated but they do be fallin. Upcoming Tour Dates: March 15: Indianapolis March 16: Akron OH March 22 New York City March 29 Lexington March 30 Raleigh April 5: Atlanta April 6: Savannah April 12: Boston April 13: Rochester April; 19: Nashville April 20: Orlando April 26: Augusta April 27: Chattanooga Dates through June at alisiddiq.com/see-ali #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestory #ontournow #comedytour #funny #funnyvideos #funnyshit #trending #viral #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy

Not having paper towels in a public restroom should be illegal.  Petition to outlaw hand blow dryers starts here. Upcoming Tour Dates: January 12th - Tulsa, OK January 13th - Little Rock, AR January 18th - Los Angeles, CA January 20th - San Jose, CA January 26th - Chicago, IL January 27th - Detroit, MI January 28th - Grand Rapids, MI #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #standupcomedians #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestorytho #ontournow #comedytour

People, who else is done going out? Stay in and watch Domino Effect 3, available on demand @momenthouse till March 24.  Link in bio.  This clip is unrelated but dont even get me started on the cost of a night out.   Upcoming Tour Dates: March 15: Indianapolis March 16: Akron OH March 22 New York City March 29 Lexington March 30 Raleigh April 5: Atlanta April 6: Savannah April 12: Boston April 13: Rochester April; 19: Nashville April 20: Orlando April 26: Augusta April 27: Chattanooga Dates through June at alisiddiq.com/see-ali #standupcomedy #comedyspecial #standupcomedian #alisiddiq #newcomedy #funnystory #truestory #ontournow #comedytour #funny #funnyvideos #funnyshit #trending #viral #instadaily #trendingnow #comedy