average brum boy stats: assignments completed : 0 (12 due) lectures attended : 1 (open day to scout) bodycount : 300 cash loss £1400 (minimum) focus : 0 church attendance : -36 maggies drank : 214 smartwhips inhaled : 88 bally collection : 23 roster : prime barca (2009) #fyp #uk #viral #brum #bcu