#stitch with @interestingengineering ok look…I didn’t want to have to do this one. I thought it went without saying. But every time I open this app someone is givin this thing that “come and get me” look and we cant have that! We’ve worked TOO HARD! People, this will literally tap tap tap you until there are two separate but equal halves of you. I can’t fix that, not with all the gauze or duct tape in the world. Unless you want to be an uncomfortable scarecrow the rest of your life, please don’t do this. But I’ll let you try to explain it, that will be interesting. Please..dont meet me like this. This has been a Badge502 PSA. #comedy #ems #emt #rescue #firstresponders #firstresponder #firefighter #fyp #dr #nurse #booktok #rn #kinktok #emergency #emergencyroom #ambulance #fire #medical #medtok #emtsaysno